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Friday, February 10, 2012

Outgoing

That refers to the mail, not my personality.

I've learned to fake it really well, but my true self is socially backward, fearful of everyone, and quite content to be alone, thank you very much.  If I don't know you, I'd really rather not talk to you.

As a kid I would sooner pee my pants than ask where a bathroom was.  Literally.  I'm not kidding.

And this hatred of talking to strangers is not limited to face-to-face interactions.  I also hate talking on the phone to people I don't know. It took me until I was 35 to get up the nerve to call for pizza.  Thank goodness I've always lived with someone who's willing to do it.

But I digress.  Today I remembered to scan my mail before dropping at the post office, and here are a few things going out to folks from the "good mail day" list:





This next one is for a swap-bot trade that involved using a file folder as an envelope, and restricting your collage images to a single book:



Happy Friday.  I'm going to crawl into my cozy cave and make more art!