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SHREWSBURY(AP) – Area children were surprised to find
an army of small robots hiding on their school playground this morning. Each robot bore the message “Countdown
to June 13th”. Head
custodian Joe Mahoney was puzzled.
“I don’t know how these little guys got here. I came in
around six o’clock in the morning and I saw no signs of activity. They’re quiet little fellas. Did a good job hiding themselves until
recess time. I'm worried. It feels a little bit
like an invasion.” When asked the
significance of June 13th, Mahoney said “well, that’s the last day of
school. Whatever it is they’re
planning at least they have the decency to wait until the kids are gone.” The children seem unconcerned. “I found this one inside the tunnel,
and my friend found that one under
the bench” said a toothless first grader who wished to be identified as Shammando. “We hope we find more after lunch.”
Authorities are puzzled by their sudden appearance, but find
no evidence of hostile takeover or foul play. Local residents report seeing an unidentified middle-aged
woman riding a bicycle and carrying a bag full of shiny silver objects in the
vicinity of the school at 5:30 this morning.
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